The Court Jester’s Kingdom: What Do You Get?
The Courtjester hangs around the Round Top Register to fill space with humor.
The Court Jester, the leading laugh-maker in the Roundtopolis, was holding court, when he asked:
What do you get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer?
A hundred sowsand bucks.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat?
A hootenanny.
What do you get when you cross a Labrador retriever with a hen?
Pooched eggs.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bottle of Jack Daniels?
Trunk and disorderly.
What do you get when you cross an abalone with a crocodile?
A croc-a-baloney.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Half way.
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a pig?
Bacon and legs.
What do you get when you cross a plumber with a field of cow patties?
The poohed piper.
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
What do you get when you cross a tree with a cat?
A catalog.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get when you cross a baby goat with a porcupine?
A stuck-up kid.
What do you get when you cross a highway with a strawberry?
A traffic jam.
What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a field of bluebonnets?
Collie flowers.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
Hawaiian Punch.