The Court Jester’s Kingdom: What Do You Get?

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The Courtjester hangs around the Round Top Register to fill space with humor.

The Court Jester, the leading laugh-maker in the Roundtopolis, was holding court, when he asked:

What do you get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer?
A hundred sowsand bucks.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat?
A hootenanny.

What do you get when you cross a Labrador retriever with a hen?
Pooched eggs.Round-Top-Courtjester-What-do-you-get

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bottle of Jack Daniels?
Trunk and disorderly.

What do you get when you cross an abalone with a crocodile?
A croc-a-baloney.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Half way.

Courtjester-HatWhat do you get when you cross a centipede with a pig?
Bacon and legs.

What do you get when you cross a plumber with a field of cow patties?
The poohed piper.

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you get when you cross a tree with a cat?
A catalog.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

Courtjester-HatWhat do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.

What do you get when you cross a baby goat with a porcupine?
A stuck-up kid.

What do you get when you cross a highway with a strawberry?
A traffic jam.

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a field of bluebonnets?
Collie flowers.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
Hawaiian Punch.