Thursday, March 23, 2017
Courtjester-Hat

The Court Jester’s Kingdom: What Do You Get?

The Court Jester, the leading laugh-maker in the Roundtopolis, was holding court, when he asked: What do you get when you cross 50 female pigs...

Own a Media Empire They Said

Two years ago on December 10, Katie and I inked the deal that promised us the chance to own a media empire in a...
Bed head is no laughing matter.

Guten Morgen, Mein Hair

Unlike many other publications, the Round Top Register hasn't made a habit of reporting on disasters. Nothing about floods, tornadoes or Supreme Court decisions appears on...
lawn mowing grass blues

Laughing Matters: My Grass is Green, But I’ve Got the Blues

After years of drought we all wanted rain. Some of us even prayed for it. I think maybe we overdid it because the Lord...
tipping and television

Tipping Point of No Return

The Tipping Point of No Return I (Katie) admit that sometimes I find tipping to be challenge...Not doing it, but figuring out when/where/how. When I...
The Law of Gravity is unchanging

Gravity: The New Menace

by Kurt Wilson What goes up must come down. – Sir Isaac Newton We live in a world of worries. International terrorism, a porous southern border...

A King Size Problem: Don’t Let Your Tootsie Roll

In 1955, the Coca Cola ® Company introduced the King Size Coke. This isn’t to say the “bigger is better” concept was invented sixty...

Worried Man Sings a Worried Song

Nowadays there’s enough to worry about to ensure sleepless nights for a month of Sundays. There’s terrorism, there’s healthcare, there’s the economy, and of...
Bright Sky Press

The Magic Gingerbread House

Be True to Your Elf! by Annie Gallay, Bright Sky Press The Magic Gingerbread House As a realtor in The Woodlands, Pam Franks knows just what makes...

Round Top Christmas

Texas-German Christmas by Lonn Taylor When I lived in Fayette County, the Round Top Christmas was an explosive event. Round Top was a German community, and...