Monday, April 24, 2017
lawn mowing grass blues

Laughing Matters: My Grass is Green, But I’ve Got the Blues

After years of drought we all wanted rain. Some of us even prayed for it. I think maybe we overdid it because the Lord...
tipping and television

Tipping Point of No Return

The Tipping Point of No Return I (Katie) admit that sometimes I find tipping to be challenge...Not doing it, but figuring out when/where/how. When I...

Worried Man Sings a Worried Song

Nowadays there’s enough to worry about to ensure sleepless nights for a month of Sundays. There’s terrorism, there’s healthcare, there’s the economy, and of...

Round Top Christmas

Texas-German Christmas by Lonn Taylor When I lived in Fayette County, the Round Top Christmas was an explosive event. Round Top was a German community, and...
Bright Sky Press

The Magic Gingerbread House

Be True to Your Elf! by Annie Gallay, Bright Sky Press The Magic Gingerbread House As a realtor in The Woodlands, Pam Franks knows just what makes...
Bed head is no laughing matter.

Guten Morgen, Mein Hair

Unlike many other publications, the Round Top Register hasn't made a habit of reporting on disasters. Nothing about floods, tornadoes or Supreme Court decisions appears on...
Cover of the Round Top Register Summer 2105 edition

Don’t Be a Chicken, Dumpling

It’s possible to rent chickens in Austin. I know this because my aunt who lives in the now-tony hills west of Austin told me....

A King Size Problem: Don’t Let Your Tootsie Roll

In 1955, the Coca Cola ® Company introduced the King Size Coke. This isn’t to say the “bigger is better” concept was invented sixty...
The Law of Gravity is unchanging

Gravity: The New Menace

by Kurt Wilson What goes up must come down. – Sir Isaac Newton We live in a world of worries. International terrorism, a porous southern border...
Courtjester-Hat

The Court Jester’s Kingdom: What Do You Get?

The Court Jester, the leading laugh-maker in the Roundtopolis, was holding court, when he asked: What do you get when you cross 50 female pigs...